Amazing! Cupcake Cakes: Always Wrecktastic. Always.

Amazing! Cupcake Cakes: Always Wrecktastic. Always.

i have these days been accused of hatin' at the cupcake cakes. all right, you got me: I wager I can't disguise the truth any longer, and it is time for me to come clean. [sigh] ok, here goes:

hello, my name is Jen, and i hate cupcake cakes.

For Shara's birthday her son asked the baker to make a "satisfied monkey cake" ala Curious George. Now, as a reminder for the ones of us who have not watched Saturday morning cartoons in a while, right here's what Curious George looks as if:

And right here's what Shara got for her birthday cake:

So apparently what the decorator heard became "Curious George after he is been flattened via a cement truck". That, or maybe he/she changed into going for an homage to youngster Wolf:

After he changed into flattened via a cement truck.

sure, I understand that in concept this stuff are first rate: no clean-up, equal quantities, blah blah blah, but in execution i have but to see a pleasing one which would not provide you with blue poo.

Wait - I have to take that back. if you appear to want a skinned Spiderman face, then you definitely're going to love Alyson B.'s birthday cake:

All it's lacking are little pegs conserving down the rims of his masks. (Yeah, allow's name it a masks; that's less traumatic than "face skin".)

Or how about this appetizing little variety?

in line with Mei L., this is supposed to say "Ojai! it's well worth the force!". Now, I would really like to ask what the heck "Ojai" is, but i am way too distracted via the poo souffle on the lowest. surely, this element is in extreme competition with the moldy camo cake in my "dry-heave-inducing" class.

what is that? you're nevertheless now not convinced that cupcake-desserts are continually wreckalicious? Oh, i get it: you are announcing those designs have been too complex, right? that a less complicated layout could look better?

Ah, you are right. this is better. I suggest, "spherical" is a concept manifestly past the decorator's hold close, however at least she stuck with simple white frosting. Nik P. turned into the manager on duty on the bakery wherein this turned into ordered (and ultimately rejected). He writes, "because the manager on responsibility, I at once took the correct action: I took a picture to post at the net."

Have I satisfied you but? No? ok, my closing argument, at least for modern day submit:

Monique R. sent in this "creative" gem taken with the aid of Jen S. you can see that Pokey's head turned into obviously tacked on as an afterthought: it is not even at the cake board. Plus, the attitude of his face makes it seem like a person twisted his unnaturally lengthy neck one hundred eighty degrees; ultimate I checked, turtles don't stroll around dealing with the sky. From the massive American flag he's resting on, i might assume this became taken across the 4th of July or Memorial Day, both holidays recognized for his or her inclusion of... turtles. Erm. Yeah.

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